Hi World!!!

 Holy shit, I have an entire lifetime's worth of stuff to do!

Fuck Everyone

 For ten years almost all OOC RP content in my life had had to be diverted to spam filters because I was so terrified of bullies. I AM FREE.

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 I am back to being the person that I was when I was twelve. Thank you gods.

Why does my body hurt so much?

 I'm only just healthy enough to feel pain again, ye gods.

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 So what has the internet done in all this time, anyway? Aside from people who have no life trying to police me.

*Blinks slowly*

 I have a reddit. And a tumblr. Why did no one mention those mattered?

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 How the fuck do you figure out if you've been hacked anyway?

I'm amazed

 For all the bullshit internet autism on the internet, no one knows much about the real thing.